Pink Lemonade

All I wanted was a glass of pink lemonade with my dinner. Tonight was not the night. As stirring the pitcher, it cracks a small little triangle of glass shoots to the kitchen wall followed by a gallon of lemonade. Remember the wall is about 4 feet away and the pitcher emptied in about 3 seconds. Needless to say, I didn’t get to have any lemonade. Some days.